Bush Lies In State - Softcover

Malachy McCourt is the author of many books, including A Monk Swimming, which enjoyed 16 weeks on the New York times Best Seller List, has been translated into eight languages, and sold more than 600,000 copies worldwide.

Bush Lies in State is his mission to take back America.

Malachy is also an environmentalist who advocates more trees and less Bushes. He writes often about alcoholism and recovery.

In the year of their Lord, 2,000 A.D., a band of propheteers, patrioteers, and profiteers (aka "The Texiban") seized the Presidency. Led by the dry-drunk Blinky bin Bush and the Mullah Cheney Dick, they informed the nation that God had ordained this takeover so that Americans could be saved by showering in the Blood of the Lamb, thereby saving water. They knew our country had been overrun by environmentalists, vegetarians, commies, welfare cheats, and queers wanting to get married, all of whom (unlike normal capitalists) want to exercise their constitutional rights without giving a penny to the Republican Party. ‘Twas time to clean up this country! That goddam Saddam was sitting on our oil, those poverty-stricken minorities were clamoring for equal rights, and stubborn old people were trying to cheat drug companies out of profits and were living longer than they should. Other folks were trying to stop the oil companies from pumping so much because their dirty children were getting asthma from the polluted air. Idiotic parents thought their children should be educated like rich kids.

God, who is Blinky’s God Father (He never slept with Barbara), said W. was his choice, no matter the vote, and that is that. Whether we like it or not, this is a Christian country, so we are blessed to have Christian atheists, Christian agnostics, Christian Jews, Christian Buddhists, Christian Communists, and Christian Capitalists, and if this doesn’t suit you, St. John ("Pal of Jesus") Faschcroft will arrange your passage to Hell, where you’ll find a plenitude of conservatives and real global warming.