Soggy Shrub Rides Again and Other Improbabilities - Softcover

In what country does a dogfight sound like a carillon collapsing? Was Tonto secretly insulting the Lone Ranger by calling him "kemo sabe?" Could dead mosquitoes be sold as aphrodisiacs? Did Mona Lisa get punched in the mouth? Should you avoid licking songbirds in New Guinea? Is a horse a vehicle? Only this book and one or two other disreputable sources dare to answer these questions. Drawn from the newspaper columns and gently skewed brain of Philadelphia writer James Smart, this volume is packed with useless information, sour wit, peculiar opinions and ideas ranging from the humorous to the downright absurd. Don't miss reading it if you possibly can.